Stories by Caelan

Long neck the long neck Giraffe

2011-03-24T13:59:00.000-07:00

There was once a giraffe named long neck. He had a very long neck. He couldn't even go to his aunt hippopotamus's house for Christmas! Once, he asked his toy bird, "Why do I HAVE to have a long neck??" His toy bird just watched more television. The Giraffe named Long neck was eating pie one day when Santa appered. "Ho ho ho!" He yelled loudly. "Take a cake." Long neck did so. He ate it. All of a sudden, Long neck's neck slowly shrank. THE END!!!

Oops- I fell down.

2011-03-23T05:00:00.000-07:00

There was once an elephant. The Elephant kept falling down. He could not even have a happy walk to the park without falling down every 5 seconds. "Why do I have to be the one that falls down every 5 seconds??" He always asks his toy flamingo. But his toy flamingo always sits there lazily. One day, the elephant was stroling down stampide st. When he met up with a ninja. "Take a majical patato chip!" He cried. The elephant ate it. He no longer fell down!!! THE END!

Spoka

2011-03-20T09:32:00.000-07:00

Spokas are really cute and you can find them at Ikea.

hopefuly!

2011-02-20T14:06:00.000-08:00

I hope i have a snowday! Hope hope hope!

Yes. Hopefully.

2011-02-20T14:05:00.001-08:00

Snow day I Hope!

Fall 2010

2011-01-08T12:00:00.000-08:00

Mackinac island

2011-01-08T09:18:00.000-08:00

I went to Mackinac island with my family. It was pretty fun until Garrett, my brother started "acting up" and had to ride home early with my dad.

Angry pumpkin

2011-01-08T05:49:00.000-08:00

2011-01-03T13:44:00.000-08:00

The humorous llama narwhal

2010-12-31T04:31:00.000-08:00

Do you know what happens at a narwhal llama wedding? Yes? No? Hippo? Well, you will find out. Lady McLlama and Mr. Narwhal married and gave birth to a narllama. Little Mrs. McNarllama. This child looked and smelled strange. It smelled like freshly fried BBQ and looked like a unicorn. A White unicorn with brown spots all over it's body. Now humans mix people and fish together and end up with a human longing for more worms. They mix a chameleon with a bird and get a color changing eagle flying around. Maybe just the Narllamas are mythical creatures.

At camp...

2009-05-20T15:37:00.000-07:00

I am Lesly and I am in 5TH grade. I am going to camp in a hour.

The SUPER big family.

2009-04-13T12:56:00.000-07:00

I'm Ely.

Today is the first day of summer vacation, and my BIG sister is STILL in school.
Her name is: Kasidi. She's 16. I have 34 OTHER sisters. There are 9 brothers.
The youngest is: Carrie. She is 1 week old. The oldest is: Farfilina.She is turning
19 tomorrow. She is an adult. I need to go.So I guess bye... (I need to go to dance
practice) Bye for now!

Toy Land

2009-03-01T10:15:00.000-08:00

Did you ever get that feeling, the one that every night toys jump out of that spot? The spot where you put it when you cleaned your room? They dance all night. They play and shout. That is why your bedroom is a mess when you wake up. That means that you will read about how Patrick has a whole playroom in his bedroom. He keeps cleaning his bedroom, but his bedroom never gets clean. Have a good time reading

Once upon a time, there was a little... I mean big boy. He was nine years old and very smart, he did not believe in ghosts. His little sister is 4. Her name is Anna. It is seven o'clock at night and everybody is eating dinner. "Hey Anna!" shouted Dad. "Try your broccoli, it is good for you!" "No," shouted Anna, "I don't like broccoli." I knew what was coming up. No dessert. None for Anna! Not even ice cream. I was right. Plus she got to go to sleep early! "Gulp, yum, crunch, brr!" shouted Dad. "Stop, honey, " said Mom, "I mean it. Stop."

I was tired. So I went to sleep. I kept doing math problems in my head. 1 +1=T... I was sleeping. I was asleep, this is what happened. A game of Sorry came out of the shelf. A teddy bear jumped out of my bed. My sister's toy queen sprinted into the room. Lots more came in and had a good time. They wrote on the paper. They made a mess! They made a party!

They had a GREAT time. If I woke up, I would be mad, and the toys would be sad. But then the queen said, "Do it my way! Do not do that! Do it my way! And no thank you, Rocker. Do it my way!" Then Bear said, "Hi." Then everyone got blocks down. Blocks made a tower. Paint helped. They both made different rooms. Rocker got furniture from Anna's doll house. But the queen got all of the red stuff. She shouted, "DO IT MY WAY! DO NOT DO THAT! AND NO THANK YOU, ROCKER! DO IT MY WAY!" They all climbed into their rooms, but the queen got the top.

When they got out, they ran into the kitchen. They made chocolate milk , with syrup in it. It was really good. They ate ice cream! They looked at the clock, it said 3:58am. Wow! It is late, whispered bear. They all went to the hotel. They stated there for a long, long nap. "Wow!" I yelled when I woke up. "Why is my room so dirty?" I ran out and ate breakfast. I got ready for school. We learned that 4 divided by 2 equals 2. I came back and cleaned my bedroom. Wow! I thought. Why are all of our toys in here? Then I went to bed.

"Rocker, Rocker, time to wake up, " whispered Bear. He woke up. They made another mess. We ate all of the ice cream. We drank all of the pop. Yum, delicious, slurp! It is one o'clock. Time to play! The toys threw all of the toys on the floor. We made the biggest catastrophe in the world.

To be continued...

The Party

2009-02-25T16:12:00.000-08:00

I was feeling very bored at home when I noticed an ad in the newspaper. It said:

PLEASE COME TO MY PARTY. IT WILL BE AT
THE LOOKOUT HOUSE ON KNODT ROAD. MAKE
SURE TO BRING A CANOE BECAUSE THERE IS A CANOE RACE. GO THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR. TO GUIDE YOU THERE WILL BE A BUTCHER HOLDING A BOUQUET OF FLOWERS POINTING THE WAY.

I was so excited. My mom thought it was nonsense even after she read the details. The next morning, my mom drove me to the lookout. There were signs to the top showing us where the party was. I looked out the back window. It was a great view of the bay! I even saw a meadow! It was big and full of green grass.
My mom came up with me and a short man asked to see her license. I looked all over the place. There was a wealthy lady eating bread and expensive cheese and a man that kept sneezing.
I had to heave the heavy canoe up the hill until we reached the bay. We got the canoe in to the party at last!! Then the short man shouted, “Time for the canoe contest!” So we all got into our canoes and paddled so fast! I really got into a groove. We were all working so hard that the lady next to me started to wheeze. It took a long time for it to be done, but I got good at it and won second place. The short man said that I was one of the fastest racers in the northern hemisphere.

REASONS TO READ THIS BLOG.

2009-02-01T16:42:00.000-08:00

These are reasons to read THIS blog.
1.They may be scary.
2.There are awesome parts.
3.There's a dictionary.
4.There made by a kid.
5.may learn stuff.
SO READ IT.

The (SCARY) mystery.

2009-02-01T13:29:00.000-08:00

I'm Tia.I live in a Haunted house.Ops.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!Um...Sarry.Oh...I stepped on a dead bat."AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" screamed mom.I ran down stars.Mom was gone."AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" Screamed dad. He too was no where to be seen.I screamed "MOM!" No answer. "DAD!"Still no answer. "AH????" I said. As you know,no answer.I saw foot-prints.A chill ran down my spine,because right there, was a monster. And then it was disappearing.It's just mom and her disappearing suite.I took the mask off.Mom.She put a bag behind her.She wised. I went and got scissors.I cut the bag.Out came dad.A bat tore apart the suite.I gave lemonade to dad,I got more to dump on mom's head.THE END.

(about)

2009-02-01T10:47:00.000-08:00

About the blog...(read all about it!)Read (about) to find the answer to every thing.
1.On super girl,the "bad-Guy" is Mr.Mischief,(the neighbor.)
2.On first news, Lia is my sister.
3.On super girl,Lucy is Angibel's best friend (BFF)
4.On first news,the magnetic Doll is a toy ballerina that you can dress-up with different ballet cloths.
5.On super girl The dark room is "bad-Guy's" bed room.

Super girl [Angibel]

2009-02-01T05:47:00.000-08:00

Once there was a girl named Angibel,who had brown curly hair.She had one secret...SHE WAS SUPER GIRL!!!!When she was super girl,she put a BLACK wig on,with bangs,a purple suite with a gold S on it.Now believe...the wig...AS BLACK AS A BATS WING!!!!

Now Angibel looked out the window..."LOOK!" Mr. Mischief [Mr.Mischief is Angibel's neighbor] was kidnapping Lucy.Lucy is Angibel's best friend!"Time to transform!!"Yelled Angibel.She did.She jumped out the window...landed on her feet and sprinted to Mr. Mischief's house.

"OPS!!"She was in a cage!The bad Guy had set a trap!She had just remembered...SHE ALWAYS BROUGHT CHEESE SPRAY!!!!She sprayed it.The mouse ate the cage!!!!She thought she could rescue Lucy then,but,Mr. Mischief put her in a dark,dark room as dark as a bats wing,also!!

OH!!!!!!HE LOCKED IT!!!!!"Lucy!LUCY!!LUCY!!I'll save you!"She screamed.She punched through the door.Mr. Mischief went through the closet."Wow he's strong,"Angibel thought.To late,he took Lucy!Oh,she sprinted all right.She ran as fast as she could."LUCY!LUCY!SCREAM, LUCY,SCREAM!!!"Yelled Super girl."AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" Screamed Lucy.

They heard a police car.They saw it park in there driveway!He said,"what happened???"Super girl said,"Mr. Mischief kidnapped Lucy."Mr.police took Lucy away.And put the "bad-Guy"in the police car.Angibel took Lucy home.All in a days work for SUPER GIRL!!!!

First news!

2009-01-31T11:59:00.000-08:00

It is me, Caelan. I am the blog writer. Visit my blog every day. Find more information at Jansen five. Today is Sunday.I was playing with a magnet,that you can put different out-fits on it.Like a skirt,dress,or pants.Lia just woke up,so I am going to go,so by for now!